PARIS HILTON IS TOUGH

Hey remember when Paris Hilton was in jail and she told Ryan Seacrest she was determined to change her ways and she wanted to build a halfway house for recently released female inmates?  Yeah.  Yeah, that was neat, huh.  Well this isn't about Paris doing that, it's about her being a spoiled bitch.  People.com says:

For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton's being in jail was "seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets." For Paris's homecoming, her mother set up a room in what, "used to be the baby nursery. I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called 'my blankey,' and nice soft pillow cases." Kathy Hilton's rationale, she said, was that Paris had "been in jail, obviously with the very thin sheets and one pillow and one little thin blanket. That's how [inmates] get rashes. It feels like sandpaper." Paris's reaction to all this softness, says her mother, was that "she went in, and she looked at the Fresh Farms soap, and she looked at the towels and the Evian water by her bedside. I wanted to make her feel really welcome. And we went downstairs and made a sandwich. And she ran outside with her doggie. And she ran, and she was screaming, 'Oh, this feels so good. I feel so lucky.' "

I checked with over a dozen psychology professors at top schools and they said that a reasonable reaction to this story would be pure unbridled hate.  So just go with that.