CRISS ANGEL STRIKES AGAIN

The New York Post says the reason Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon on Monday is because Pam was caught partying with magician Criss Angel, who has previously been linked with Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, among others.  The Post says:

Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, "cozying up to" publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread – and Salomon "hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss … They had a huge fight," and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later. A friend of Anderson said, "It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I'm sure this won't be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out."

Whatever.  This is the look of a girl who's about to fuck a guy.  And how could she not?  When you're a magician, life is an endless string of fast cars and sexy women.  After all, twice a night he summons a dove from another dimension.  What girl could resist that?  If I were a magician and about to have sex with Pam, I think a funny joke would be to pull one of those really long and colorful handkerchiefs out of her vagina, and you could be all like, "hey, what's goin' on here?!?!"  Because she's a slut, and I think it would lighten the mood to joke about that.