BAM!

Christina Aguileras nose seems to get bigger every day as she gets more and more pregnant, but who cares, because so do her boobs, as you can tell in these pictures taken yesterday at a signing of her Back To Basics DVD.  She looks s a little rough, but at least she had the good sense to accentuate her enormous rack.  In fact in some of these I swear there's a spotlight on it, as if her boobs are in some kind of talent show.  A talent show about bouncing.

HASTILY WRITTEN UPDATE – oh yeah, she had her kid last month, didn't she.  a boy named max.  too many of these whores are pregnant, its hard to keep track, and its national signing day so im all distracted.  if patrick johnson decommits from lsu im gonna fuckin kill myself.