WHATEVER, YOU ASS

Us magazine says that Pete Wentz used to be so "completely lost and out of control" he even attempted to kill himself once.  Nobody likes a quitter Pete.

Wentz, 28, says he had seen several doctors who gave him prescription drugs but things worsened around the time his band had finished recording their major label record a few years ago."I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot," Wentz says in a video for MTV's college channel MTVU."And I called up my manager because I was, at that point, completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words, so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me and we went to the hospital."

First of all, this doesn't even count because that GD song will make anyone kill themselves.  It could be on while puppies licked your feet and Angelina Jolie gave you a blow job and later you would still remember it as the most depressing day of your life.  Second of all, what kind of little girl tries to kill himself by taking Atvian?  Can you even do that?  I looked up one story and it said some kid tried and he just woke up an hour later, so 100 percent of the people i know about who tried this failed.  Pete's lying.  He wasn't trying to kill himself.  That's like trying to "kill yourself" by holding your breath or eating too much pie.