WOW SCARLETT SUCKS

You have to remember that actors are fucking idiots and people kiss their ass all day so they think they’re good at stuff but usually they suck.  For some reason this often leads to many of them thinking they can sing.  I blame Fergie because people see that tranny mess flail around on stage like she's choking and they think, "how hard could this be?"  Zoey Deschanel and her band are good if you like that kind of sound, and the Brittany Murphy song with Paul Oakenfold is actually pretty GD great, but Scarlett Johansson has set the new bar for awfulness with her Tom Waits cover of "Falling Down".  The only way this experience could be any worse is if the monitor grew arms and started stabbing you.