THE BACHELORETTE IS KINDA CUTE

Did you know that those Bachelor and Bachelorette shows were still on the air?  Because I did not.  Apparently it’s incredibly hard for attractive people to find a date.  And I guess I can sort of relate.  It’s hard for me to talk to new people until we address the fact that I'm gorgeous.  It’s better just to talk about it and answer any questions they may have so they stop staring and we can have a normal conversation.  The point being, Pacific Coast News has like 8000 pictures of this seasons Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, prancing around the beach in a bikini.  They should just make the show about that.  Then maybe more people would know about it.  Just hot everyday chicks running around mostly naked.  They could call it, The Up and Down Show with DeAnna Pappas.