HONOR MARIE IS PHOTOGENIC

Jessica Alba is on the cover of OK magazine this week, talking about the birth of her daughter Honor Marie on June 7th.  And it's filled with the breathless passion and excitement you always associate with Jessica Alba.  OK! says…

"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing.""It hasn't totally sunk in," Jessica reveals to OK!. "She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."“The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused."

This settles it.  Jessica Alba is some kind of superwomen.  I'm guessing if you spun her around you’d see a panel on her back because she’s actually a damn machine.