DID ALI GET IMPLANTS

Lindsay Lohan is all pissy today because of rumors that her 14-year-old sister Ali got breast implants.  This is not to be confused with the outrage the Lohans felt when Lindsay was rumored to be in a gay relationship with Sam Ronson, or that Lindsay had a coke habit, or that Lindsay was in rehab.  This is different.  People magazine says…

The 22-year-old actress took to her blog Thursday to slam online speculation that her little sis may have undergone breast augmentation. In fact, Lindsay said she was confronted by a photographer who yelled, "What do you have to say about people commenting on your sister's implants?""It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach," Lindsay wrote on her MySpace Celebrity Blog.The actress – who's preparing for her recurring role on Ugly Betty – said she's "not judging" people who do have cosmetic surgery."But all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given," she wrote. "Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body."

Whatever.  Ali did that shit.  Dina Lohan would get her kids glow-in-the-dark tentacles if she thought it would get them a Vanity Fair cover.  (picture source = splash news)