JOHN MAYER DEFENDS ANISTON

Reporters gathered around John Mayer this weekend as he tried to explain the reason for his breakup to Jennifer Aniston.  Oh, the excitement.  According to Us, Mayer said…

"If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody.  Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I've ever met.  She's one of the most lovely people I've ever met in my life and I'm going through something that's a very personal thing and you have to give that up.  You have to give everything up because you can't have it all and it sucks.  I'm sorry that the story's not interesting.  But it's about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she's great.  I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time.”

Whatever.  Fuck Jennifer Aniston.  Way more interesting is that bad ass Batman hoodie Mayer is wearing.  That thing is awesome, maybe even cooler than my boxer shorts with Home of the Whopper printed on the front.  I said, “maybe”.

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