STUFF FROM ALL OVER

BAR RAFAELI IS SINGLE – Bar and Leo DiCaprio are off again.  Now on again.  Now off.  Now on.  Wee, this is fun!

I'LL DO WHATEVER THE NAKED GIRLS TELL ME TO DO – these topless girls seem to think I can be swayed by writing a presidential candidates name on their chest.  These topless girls are 100 percent correct.

OBAMA MADE 9 MILLION IN HOLLYWOOD LAST NIGHT – a dinner party hosted by Barbara Streisand and attended by Will Ferrell, Jodie Foster, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Lee Curtis, Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg raised millions for the Democratic candidate.  McCain spent the night in Vienna, Ohio, without any Hollywood stars at all.  What a loser. 

"HONKEY? THAT’S RACIST" – the red band trailer for "Role Models" has like 50 curse words in under a minute.  It’s really quite remarkable.

I SWEAR TO YOU – it's important you know that this picture of Shia LaBeuf hasn’t been altered in any way.