AUBREY IS GAY NOW OR SOMETHING

I guess I missed this earlier in the week and I didn’t see it anywhere else so it was easy to miss but I was just reminded of it and Jesus Christ this may be the worst intro I’ve ever done, a bold statement considering I’m barely literate.  Page Six says…

HAS Aubrey O'Day (above, left) switched teams? The star showed up the other day at SKY Group's launch of the BlackBerry Pearl Flip at Highbar and later at NASCAR's party at Marquee with a woman she introduced as "my girlfriend."O'Day said she was making a statement against California's Prop 8, which made gay marriage illegal. Not that she wants to marry her "girlfriend" if Prop 8 is ever overturned. "We don't need a piece of paper to validate our relationship," O'Day joked, adding that her dog, Ginger, was "also a lesbian."

Well very obviously this girl isn’t really a lesbian, but she probably is bi, because all sexy girls are bi.  Most of them know it already and admit it, the rest just need enough tequila and/or money.  As a footnote, you should know I'm basing this mostly on blind wishful thinking as opposed to any real accepted "facts".  NOTE: that’s not her alleged girlfriend in the banner picture.  That’s Playmate Jayde Nicole.  It's just fun to picture them getting it on, so that’s why it’s there.  UPDATE – I need to mention that the very underrated Media Take Out was the first to talk about this as far as I know, and they say her gf’s name is Stef, and might be the girl in the pictures below.  Now wasn’t that exciting?