MATT DILLON DRIVES 106 MPH

Honest to God if you showed me a map right now I'm not positive I could point out which one was Vermont, but I’m an idiot so maybe that’s not true for most people.  Also I'm not a mapmaker so who the fuck cares.  The point being, Vermont has entered my very narrow circle of awareness today because last night…

State Police stopped Matt Dillon, who was traveling 106 miles per hour on Interstate 91 in Newbury. He is due in court next month to answer to a charge of excessive speed.

106 would seemingly be illegal, so I think the police were right to pull him over.  Dillons mistake was doing this in a town with competent law enforcement.  He should have done it in LA.  In LA they could have found 10 dead hookers in his trunk and at best they would ticket him for hunting without a permit.