Despite being ordinary in every way, Hollywood is forcing Julianne Hough upon us as if she wasn’t one of 10 million completely interchangeable blond girls in LA. And now she’s so famous she’s even gotten her phone hacked and... READ MORE

If a girl is at a party and she goes into a bathroom stall with a guy, it’s either to have sex or do drugs. I can’t even think of a third option. But maybe Chelsea Handler can because... READ MORE

Apparently a lot of people were talking about the way Demi Lovato looked at the VMAs on Sunday, specifically about the weight she’s gained since leaving rehab, because she went on her twitter and said… Guess what, I’m healthy... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Malibu with her kids and husband Gavin Rossdale, and as always she managed to look sexy without being slutty, without wearing a thong or “accidentally” losing her top in the surf.... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women... READ MORE

The new MTV comedy ‘Death Valley‘ premieres tonight, and it’s sort of like ‘Reno 911’ but if instead of shoplifters the police went after vampires and werewolves, and instead of writing them a ticket they sawed their heads off... READ MORE

In news that is at least as important as the VMAs, supermodel Bar Refaeli spent the weekend on a yacht and swimming in the ocean in Portofino, Italy. It seems like that’s the new celebrity hotspot for going on... READ MORE

Selena Gomez was one of the very few bright spots at the VMAs last night, despite the fact that I’ve never heard one of her songs or seen one of her videos. I’m not even positive if she has... READ MORE

Matthew Fox is oddly unfamous for how famous he is, so you can bet he’s clinging to every last ounce of whatever fame he has. And if he’s already reduced himself to crashing party busses in Cleveland to troll... READ MORE

If you forced me to make up something more boring than the MTV Video Music Awards, it would still sound a lot like the MTV Video Music Awards. It would be like, “a 4 hour TV show… filled with... READ MORE