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Frank Ocean Wins Lawsuit From Father, Going to Have Awkward Thanksgiving

October 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a father who left your life only comes back to sue you for defamation I would assume any mug in his kitchen claiming he’s the “worlds greatest dad” is definitely a lie.

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Eminem Wins Greatest Rapper Of All Time

October 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The inverted affirmative action rapper Eminem just won employee of the month indefinitely in Hip Hop. Stand up straight as you salute Sir Slim Shady as the greatest rapper of all time. 

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Jeff Goldblum Wants Whatever Holly Willoughby Is Willing To Offer, Wink Wink

October 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You should automatically expect anyone constantly dressed as GQ’s man of the month to try his luck with chicks all the time. No heterosexual man alive wakes up and purposely puts on a turtle neck without wanting attention from... READ MORE

Louis C.K. Hopes You Have Tickets To His Lolita Reloaded

October 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Making a movie in black and white about pimping your daughter to a potential pedo filmmaker you’ve been wanting to meet your entire life about as edgy as it gets. The only thing you need now is to slap... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson’s Pigtail Fiasco

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How is it possible to have annual slutwalks and then shame a fellow female for having pigtails. Is there a handbook for inappropriate hairstyles that I’m unaware of?

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ESPN Sam Ponder Was Slut Shamed By Barstool Sports CEO

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

ESPN ratings are dropping faster than the pants of a young intern at Harvey’s house. Unfortunately it’s one of the side effects of openly putting on a cape for Colin Kaepernick and straying off the topic of sports and... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Weighs In On Sex And Marriage

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t think it’s a secret that sex can save a marriage. According to RHOA’s Kim Zolciak that’s how she saves herself from divorce and upholds her end of the love contract since the day she said “I do.”

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Bill O’Reily Drags Man’s Best Friend Into Kneelgate

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 The only way to get people to pay attention on social media is to say something shocking. Otherwise you’re just like every other account. 

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Dean McDermott Is Above Paying Child Support

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re $100,000 arrears on child support that you don’t plan on paying most likely your name is Dean McDermott. If it’s not then you’re also another fine example of a deadbeat dad minus Tori Spelling as a spouse. 

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Steven Seagal Also Nominated For Sexual Harassment Award

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With Harvey Weinstein leading this year’s Hollywood most horrible person poll, Lisa Guerrero wanted to submit Steven Seagal’s name to possibly top the current titan of inappropriate touch.

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