Girls scouts already had a monopoly outside of every supermarket across America. It’s really hard to say no to a little girl offering you a box of very delicious Samoa cookies to help their cause. But just like anything... READ MORE

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy... READ MORE

When your body starts to go as you get older, your mind is all you have left to recall the glory days. But what happens when you can’t remember your past and Ryan Gosling isn’t there to remind you... READ MORE

When you’re known for giving people pikey poundings on screen, threatening elite sexual favor seekers with a Missouri whooping off screen isn’t too far behind. Brad Pitt saves the day again.

When any uncle has his hands in your pants you should call the police. But when that Uncle’s name is Sam, the police are on his side. 

When Angelina Jolie isn't busy rescuing kids from some area in Africa to claim for adoption, she’s busy trying to rid the world of war criminals. What a selfless woman. 

When Scott Disick isn’t busy going crazy over ex Kourtney dating other men, he’s probably banging Sofia Richie at the dismay of dad Lionel Richie. Scott commandeered the commodores’ daughter and made her call him daddy instead.

Lily just turned 18 this year and it shows. Because everyone knows when you turn 18 it’s time to take the tatas out on the ‘gram as a celebratory right of passage into womanhood.

Dana White is attacking all country singers who refused to perform at his gig. Challenging another persons patriotism over not participating in your personal affairs is peak outrage culture performance. Slow down on the ‘roids. You’re raging really hard.

Sin City based Kijuana Nige outed Miami Dolphin’s offensive line coach Chris Foerster as an alleged coke head caught on camera. Doing lines and partying with the loose women of Las Vegas never ends well. But don’t tell that... READ MORE