When a well known sex worker manages to donate her monthly earnings to help hurricane victims it gives the world a little bit of hope. 

When missionary and Tila Tequila are in the same sentence and it means spreading her beliefs instead of her legs it’s a clear sign the world is ending. 

Existential reality crises coupled the illusion of space and time along with alternate realms of consciousness is something Keanu Reeves wants no part of as a Hollywood reboot. 

Pedophiles are going to have to come up with a hall of fame for themselves with the way they try to outdo each other. Mark Salling is looking to top Jerry Sandusky’s son this year in his contribution to... READ MORE

Colors associated with gender are sexist if you’re a social justice warrior. You should obviously wait until your child is old enough to decide which gender of the 54 newly discovered ones they feel most comfortable identifying as.

A psychotic woman is a loyal woman. When Miley Cyrus was not participating in the verbal terrorism that some consider singing she was stalking her way back into her fiancé Liam Hemsworth’s life.

When a sports star drops the ball on respecting females, sponsors will quickly race to drop the offender. Not because it’s a matter of right or wrong, but because athletes are never the target demographic of the products that... READ MORE

What’s adoption without a little manipulation from the people that probably hand picked you personally like some puppy at the pound.

When you believe you can’t beat the case, then manage to challenge the police to a televised high speed race, and still come out first place in criminal court with a not guilty verdict you’re instantly elevated to legend... READ MORE

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters.