I’m into grown women professionally beating the shit out of each other using Brazilian Jujitsu as much as the next guy. There’s booze, boobs, and violence. Are you not entertained? 

 Last time I checked it was only Ryan Gosling starring in La La Land. Now it seems Eva Mendes is there too with the revamped plot focusing on her non existent hectic work schedule. 

Contrary to most movies and every Disney film ever, real selfless love doesn't exist. Outside of the controlled vacuum on screen where the couples live happily ever after, everyone else not in la la land happens to live in... READ MORE

I don't want to see another biopic on a boring politician played by a bigger Bale. Was the supply of overweight American actors at a shortage?

It takes a special breed of person to be a functional pot-head. Marijuana isn’t exactly the best option when you’re trying to remember lines for a movie. Or do anything more productive than over eat.

I don’t understand how attractive women could have anxiety. Or how someone seven years of age could suffer from it. The list of problems anyone under the age of ten has to deal with are very short. Unless your... READ MORE

Lately it’s been the random Klan rallies that’s been grabbing all of the headlines for unnecessary fuckery. We should all be grateful to Hollywood for faithfully cashing in on sensitive topics like racial divide in America. Someone somewhere is... READ MORE

And it was written, no celebrity accusation brought against Terry Lee Rep shall prosper. Especially those formed by Kate Beckinsale. 

Divorce is complicated and sad. And it only gets worse when your soon to be ex-wife is trying her hardest to kick you out of your home like the parents of a newly turned eighteen-year-old who talks back too... READ MORE

Most politicians can get caught with their private parts in another woman that’s not their wife and still deny all wrong doing. If you’re one of the unlucky ones to get caught simply state “define sexual relations.”