Britney manages to remind us that most other people who would have made the same mistakes she did don't have an empire of cash as a safety net to land on. The expenses of her dogs are higher than... READ MORE

Louis C.K. is showing the world why he's one of the smarter comedians. Because when social justice goes on a sexual allegation witch hunt the loudest naysayers are the first to get burned at stake. Even if you're innocent.

I really wish Ted Cruz would stand his ground on his preferred porn categories. He immediately backpedalled and blamed a staffer for the incident. But that's not how twitter works. You have to be within the vicinity of filth... READ MORE

There's a reason why American cinema is amazing. Imagine making millions off movies that are the quality of what the best film a third world country budget could offer on purpose and as a parody.

Canadians are a peculiar group of people. Any nation of human beings that believe Swiss Chalet sauce is fit for human consumption while wild moose roam around will look at life a little differently from your average American. 

I'm convinced most attendees that annually attend high-end fashion shows have never been anywhere near a Harlem strip club. That can be the only way Teyona Taylor keeps grabbing headlines with her "daring dance moves."

For a long time the tradition of choosing which cause to help out heavily relied on the convenience of donating. You weren't thinking of giving that leftover 37¢ change to kids from Peru with cancer if there wasn't a... READ MORE

When "I have a black friend" won't work, openly flirt with a black woman on the internet. Then and only then will it be possible to reclaim a spot on the Billboard Hot 100.

Celebrities who can't keep their mouth shut or comments to themselves about serious issues should be stripped of their high ranking human statuses. Apparently Kirk has become God's sole spokesman on why hurricanes happen.

Wes Scantlin was busted trying to board a plane with a BB gun. Maybe almost catching a beat down by airport security for a full bottle of water being over the liquid ounces limit you forgot to throw out... READ MORE