Lenny Dykstra is the last of a dying breed. When celebrities and sports stars watch their mouth on social media, the outfielder isn't afraid to catch whatever comes his way. It's all about making a play at the end... READ MORE

Imagine being professionally beaten in a boxing match by a Mexican man who wears lingerie in his spare time. 

Sometimes the ass wants what the ass wants. That's basically Ariel Winter's defense for the ass cheeks that ate her shorts the other day. 

 If Martin believes that he genuinely holds the only copy of that CD he's sadly mistaken. That "rare" CD you purchased for an obscene amount of money is the equivalent of an overpriced original Xbox Halo 2 collectors edition... READ MORE

Bodies like hers come from the strict abstinence of buckets filled with fried chicken and french fries. So getting involved in lingerie seemed a little more up her avenue than the management of meat. 

Nothing wakes one up faster than a nice cup of entitlement in the morning. Please name one person that is more qualified to pen a book on American political controversies than a pair of twins whose daddy was president... READ MORE

Years ago Flavor Flav and Public Enemy used to fight the power together. Fast forward to recent times and Flavor Flav is letting his group mates know they can fight this lawsuit. 

Dating as a teenager has taught me so much. One of the valuable lessons that I've carried with me into my adult life is to never overindulge in unfamiliar food on date with a stranger you plan on sleeping... READ MORE

Katy Perry's paycheck from American Idol caused more than enough problems for the show. Apparently the show's accountant and financial advisor are both non existent positions and everyone just sort of wings it when it comes to picking a... READ MORE

This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They're not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy.