Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder

April 23, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction,... READ MORE

Woody Allen Finding More Support From Other Men

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match,... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood Lost A Fight To A Set of Stairs

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just... READ MORE

Paula Patton Stealing Married Men

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto

April 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor... READ MORE

Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money... READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to... READ MORE