Kit Harington Willing To Go Gay For Big Pay

September 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m pretty sure that homosexuals don’t need anyone to champion for their causes in Hollywood anymore. You’re able to find a gay street in every major city the same way you’re always able to find a Chinatown. But for... READ MORE

Kim Hates Her Huge Backside

September 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim is allegedly uncomfortable with her rump. Me too. I can’t fathom what would trigger such an epiphany? Maybe she grew tired of her excess tush touching the floor every time she parked it on a normal toilet not... READ MORE

Twilight Series May Get A Second Coming

September 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There was a very important time period in American history where everyone was forced to pick a side. Making a decision meant the possibility of becoming a pariah after going public with your support. It was was bigger than... READ MORE

Bill Cosby’s Bad Behavior Costing Ex-Castmate His Livelihood

September 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If your life has taken a turn for the worst, don’t blame yourself, blame it on Bill. Geoffrey Owens claims that Cosby is the cause of his financial downfall and the primary reason why he’s working at Trader Joe’s... READ MORE

Rose McGowan Says MeToo Was Made To Help Men

September 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Do you have a penis? If so, did you know that you’re just a big bag of hatred for women and sexual misconduct waiting to happen walking around covered in skin? According to Major General Rose McGowan who is... READ MORE

Kim K Doesn’t Have Time To Try On Her Own Clothes

September 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I thought Kendall Jenner had it rough when she actually had to go through the tedious task of putting on clothing before receiving a paycheck. Kim Kardashian has it way worse. She actually has to have other women with... READ MORE

Kylie Spending A Large Lump Sum On Her Wedding

September 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kylie is securing her spot as second most important thing with a vagina in the Kardashian household. She was tied with Kanye, but she’s set to take the lead after announcing her wedding will cost around $30 million. Wedding... READ MORE

Osbourne Family Reboot Failed After Lowball Network Offers

September 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m beginning to believe that the experts have stopped working on figuring out time travel altogether due to our inability to leave the past. Why would we need a fancy machine to transport us back in time when there... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey And Steven Seagal Off The Hook For Now

September 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that the smoke is settling from the MeToo melee, it looks like both Kevin Spacey and Steven Seagal will be beating their charges. Mostly because the LA prosecutor and DA refuse to press any. It’s a shame that... READ MORE

Goop Gotta Pay Up

September 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is a lying piece of Goop, and certainly not the prophet that she’s parading herself around to be. No, she doesn’t have the answers. And contrary to her average customer’s belief, if you touch the edge of... READ MORE