Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis […]

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Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at […]

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Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair chocolate slave sell outs, Davis wants you to know the word “midget” is offensive. He has […]

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Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every once in a while Xenu inspires someone to do something good for someone else. Even if they’re the naysayers on the other side of the psychiatric ward fence disguised as a church. Leah Remini came to rescue Paul Haggis from rape accusations by writing an open letter. She calls out the accusers for not […]

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PBS Wants A Piece Of MeToo Action

January 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Objectifying women is only wrong when men do it. Throwing advertisements on the side of the MeToo victim train is completely fine if you’re a corporation cutting a check and not an individual member of the evil penis wielding patriarchy. MeToo has everyone’s attention at the moment and where there are focused eyes there is […]

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Men’s Rights Activist Deletes Women From Star Wars Film

January 17, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m able to empathize with movements like MGTOW and their affiliates until their levels of petty exceed rationality which happened recently. Being passed around as a torrent available for download is the men-only version of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Are all female versions of the films we know and love ridiculous? Yes. Do men […]

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Taylor Swift Stalked By Guy With Gun

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times were much simpler when all of the men in Taylor Swift’s life only wanted to grab her bare ass. Inconvenient yes, but not potentially life threatening. Now Taylor has an unofficial 58-year-old boyfriend bodyguard combo carrying a concealed weapon and heading her way. He’s stated to the police that his primary objective is protecting […]

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A Couple Of Women Feud Over Eating Cooch

January 17, 2018 | Uncategorized | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are more sexually fluid than men in general. The entire world knows what goes on at slumber parties. Sex doll with a soul Kim Zolciak and someone else with the misfortune of the name Kandi Burruss are arguing over oral sex. Allegedly Kandi wanted to taste Kim. When a woman like Kim has obviously […]

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Sharon Stone Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Certain situations get better with time as we evolve as a society together. But sometimes seeing that progression may rub certain celebrities the wrong way. In a world where everything with a vagina ever filmed or photographed is getting their 15 minutes of fame, Sharon Stone was asked to contribute to the sexual misconduct in […]

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Aaron Rodgers Checking Out Danica Patrick’s Pipes

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Aaron Rodgers dumping Olivia Munn to date Danica Patrick sounds dumb every time anyone is forced to say the sentence aloud. Of course Rodgers decided to distance himself from Olivia to focus on football but look where that has got him. Just another Packer trying to pick up the pieces in the offseason while picking […]

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