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Farrah Abraham Offering Sex Therapy Sessions On Cam Site

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

I’m starting to resent my parents for raising me to be a decent human being. If I had only predicted that professionally playing video games would eventually be a possibility, I would have stayed on the path of getting high and playing Halo. Thank god Farrah Abraham adhered close to the path of being a whore. Because shadetree hookers are raking it in these days. A degree for sex therapy you say? For what? Abraham has hands on experience. Imagine accepting sex advice from someone with no legitimate credentials other than they’ve sucked a ton of dicks.

Farrah Abraham has a new job. The Teen Mom alumna is now offering one-on-one sex therapy sessions via an adult website. She announced her new gig in an Instagram post.

“It’s your girl Farrah,” she said in an Instagram video. “You can book me for an hour session of couples therapy, sex therapy, Farrahpy, and I’m so excited. It’s going to be great.”

Getting advice from Abraham won’t come cheap. She’s charging $5,000 for a 30-minute private video chat on the adult website CamSoda, or $10,000 an hour. Abrahams touted her supposed qualifications for her new job in an ad shared by In Touch.

“I’ve dated around the globe and worked with some of the best sex therapists in the world myself. From VH1 Couples Therapy, along my TV show journey with top celebrity therapists in Los Angeles, real life sex and who better to get your groove back with than with me Farrah Abraham.”

Abraham says that her “ability to communicate honestly” and her “openness” will lead to “groundbreaking therapy – or as she calls, “Farrahpy” — sessions.

Abraham needs to be stopped because she’s about to inspire mutiny amongst other cam-whores with this “little hooker who could, I think I can” attitude. She openly admits to not being licensed but lists qualifications that, in her cuckoo head, make her fit for the job. No Farrah. Being a dental assistant for 10 years doesn’t make you a qualified dentist by osmosis. It’s the same with sex therapy. Hanging out with sluts all day doesn’t mean you should have your own office. I know broad generalizations are wrong, but I wholeheartedly believe anyone paying $5,000 to chat with Abraham on CamSoda for 30 minutes, under the pretense of therapy, shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. Ever.

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