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Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

February 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Makes It Rain (VIDEO)

February 16, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence is donating two-million dollars to Kosair Children’s Hospital in her home state of Kentucky to help out kids with cancer and heart disease. That’s pretty fucking solid. In a homemade video with lower production value than her... READ MORE

Adele Blows It With Weight Loss

February 16, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Everybody’s losing their shit over Adele dropping ten pounds. It’s like the entire world has become Oprah’s assistants. They’re calling her ‘slimline’ which I’m pretty sure is a lamp. People love to compliment a woman who’s lost weight. And in... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Fires Back

February 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Everybody Bruce Jenner killed on the PCH last year while hopped up on hormones and juice sued the shit out of him after the D.A. declined to press criminal charges. Jenner’s settled some of the cases with reality show... READ MORE

Kanye West Needs a Loan

February 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word... READ MORE

Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

If you disseminate sexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you’re Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Building a Castle

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is backing the construction of an exclusive London style Arts Club on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. Membership to the multistory hangout will be expensive and exclusive. To gain membership, you must be nominated by an existing member. Also, members must... READ MORE

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

February 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiled in another very public feud which will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissed Swift... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Feels the Bern

February 11, 2016 | bikini | josh-j| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski wore a Bernie Sanders crop-top so now she’s a political activist. if she fucked Bernie Sanders she probably could’ve received an ambassadorship to somewhere cool. She aimed too low. Ratajkowski gave an introductory speech for Sanders at the University of... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Turned Out Well

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith was announced as the new face of Louis Vuitton womenswear. Will Smith laughed his famous self-deprecating laugh and declared that perhaps he and the missus had been too lax with the boy. No shit. Will Smith was brought up Catholic... READ MORE

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