Kris Jenner forced daughter Khloe Kardashian to get beauty treatments when she was just thirteen. It was a facial and a sneaky armpit waxing. You have acne and male pattern hair growth. You think the nice neighbor man paying... READ MORE

Jessa Duggar was the hot one on 19 Kids and Counting. Also the one molested by her brother, Josh. God has a plan. You will be gifted with good looks such that your brother may cum faster staring at... READ MORE

Lebron James sent a direct message to meaty-assed Instagrammer Rachel Bush. Bush promptly posted a screenshot of the message because that’s standard operating procedure for girls who have selected the exciting career field of posting pictures of themselves in... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner is balking at going full Caitlyn. He’s not yet ready to give up the package. It’s the final step on this wondrous voyage of self-discovery, self-involvement, and self-absorption. When you can grab the cock and nuts out of... READ MORE

If Coco hadn’t been able to conceive a child for her best sex shoot prop ever, she would’ve had to purchase one in an Albanian bazaar. This fucking baby is the best thing that ever happened to the kumquat shaped model. Coco’s... READ MORE

In the wake of Lakers scrub Nick Young getting busted on video talking about fucking other girls, fiancée Iggy Azalea has threatened to go Lorena Bobbitt on him. Which isn’t really Lorena Bobbitt since she went Lorena Bobbitt without... READ MORE

Video of Queens of the Stone Age lead singer, Josh Homme, berating an autograph-seeking fan has emerged. Homme aggressively upbraids the guy, calling him a “fucking loser” and “spoiled motherfucker.” It would be easy to call out Homme for bad behavior... READ MORE

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and the bald guy she married because he’s worth billions visited India. India used to be a colonial territory in the British Empire until Indians realized fighting British guys isn’t super hard. The royal couple removed their... READ MORE

Lena Dunham has committed to consuming nothing but partially hydrogenated oils and barn owl hatchlings until Hillary Clinton is sworn in as the first female President. Lena and her cult like following of Upper West Side feminists and the... READ MORE

As if 5’10” size-zero girls with enough money to afford designer dresses didn’t represent an elite enough class already, now they’re launching an invitation-only app to highlight their exclusivity. Models you jerk off to and the rich male toads they... READ MORE