According to a new book about the Kardashians, friends of Jenner argue that Jenner timed his public gender transition to distract from the fact that he murdered someone with his car. Before Bruce got into the accident, he gave the... READ MORE

Former Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez released a new song. Boring. The catchy new auto-tuned ditty was produced by Kesha accused rapist, hit maker and star music producer Dr. Luke. Kesha has lost every significant court battle against Dr. Luke, but... READ MORE

Azerbaijan is in that region of Eurasia that no one really knows or gives a shit about unless they’re bauxite speculators. Borders change weekly, corrupt mustachioed officials scream at each other in non-HD video clips, and the West cares only... READ MORE

Lena Dunham is obsessed with her own every bowel movement. Filled with corn niblets and license plates as it is. You can’t pretend her narcissism is method acting anymore. Even Daniel Day Lewis doesn’t stay in character for five years. Dunham injected... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian’s eldest bastard child is apparently undereducated on the matter of Bruce turning into Caitlyn. There is no precise Guatemalan term for narcissistic repressed homosexual asshole so his nannies were at a standstill after being ordered to explain to... READ MORE

Having self-absorbed drinking angrily divorced famous parents likely sucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin’s strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret is the last line of defense against the plus-sized infiltration of the American modeling world. Europeans understand the correlation between portion size and chub rub. The Land of the Free is still largely in denial. Frequent a Cheesecake... READ MORE

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal was promoting his new movie, Demolition, when the topic of being a child star came up. Despite his personal success transitioning from Hollywood kid to Hollywood adult, Gyllenhaal warned against the pitfalls of child acting, “I think any professional... READ MORE

Any woman can complain about how much it sucks to be ugly. It takes a special gal to complain about how hard it is to be tall, blonde and super bang-able. Charlize Theron has done just that. Theron laments that... READ MORE

Ayahuasca is a brew of hallucinogenic plants drunk by the indigenous people of Peru in spiritual rituals. As with everything else once sacred to loin cloth wearing natives, rich people stole it and turned it into a New Age... READ MORE