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Britney Spears Doesn’t Lip Sync

June 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In a new interview, Britney Spears dispells those nasty rumors that she lip syncs during live performances. You have to move your mouth to lip sync, so, she's right. The autotune dial on Spears' tracks is turned all the way... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea Clap Back Comeback

June 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea might have found a path out of the international pit of the despised. Fellow singer Halsey must be a human with eyes, ears, and at least three brain cells, because she called Azalea a "fucking moron" during... READ MORE

Serena Williams Pregnant Naked

June 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker.

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Does Alison Brie Actually Suck Dick?

June 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Websites often formulate headlines as questions in order to capitalize on popular searches for SEO purposes. Assuming that people have either seen Alison Brie in GLOW or read her new interview in Marie Claire, I was debating on anticipating audiences... READ MORE

UFC Fighter Justine Kish Shits Herself (VIDEO)

June 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

UFC fighter Justine Kish was facing off against Felice Herrig in front of a live audience on Sunday when she shit her pants. Kish released her bowels while enduring a move called the killer rear naked choke.

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Heather Graham Reminds Us She’s Alive

June 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heather Graham is either 90's roadkill or one of the few survivors of the garbage decade. Her talents didn't allow for continued mainstream success post-Boogie Nights and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Not that she wasn't a... READ MORE

Bella Hadid Handle With Care

June 24, 2017 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Hadid is tearing through Paris like the publicity machine Tasmanian Devil wearing anything that sticks. Her style sensibilities have left her in a bra and bright orange 90's prostitute-inspired garb. Since Hadid looks like she was thirty in the 90's, it... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Working That Disick

June 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

At only nineteen years old Bella Thorne has learned that the key to winning the hearts of Americans is fake fucking a Kardashian tangental douchebag. America's Busted Sweetheart was randomly caught by the paps holding hands with Scott Disick while... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Not Paying the Help

June 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Every time a celebrity slams a shameful story about themselves we need to take a shot. We'll die in three minutes but at least we had fun. Ariel Winter is clapping back at the h8ers (another linguistics home run... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Proves Worth

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to prove that she's fuckable in a new picture. The singer can be seen sucking down her day's worth of calories in a red bikini alongside two of her captives. The beginning-of-summer bikini selfie is as... READ MORE

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