Shia LaBeouf's new movie Man Down sold one ticket on its opening night in the UK. The next day it sold two more. If you're doing the math, that's fucked up levels of horrible. 

Fattening up children and exploiting them on TLC is profitable. "Mama June" Shannon, mother of Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon, finally debuted her new end product body. $75K for a grab bag of surgical procedures.... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez. 

Rupert Sanders regrets going down on Kristen Stewart five years. Or at least he regretted the scandal before getting to conveniently mention it while pushing his new turd Ghost in the Shell.

The life-action version of Japanese anime cult hit Ghost in the Shell tanked at the box office this weekend. If you bet the opposite, you don't deserve to handle money.

Naya Rivera, 30, is letting David Spade, 52, inside her body. The appeal here is obvious. Rivera has spectacular fake tits and hasn't worked since Obama was fresh. 

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

Bella Hadid has a new gig with Lyft, the fun alternative to Uber which is the fun alternative to begging your roommate to drive you somewhere. The on-again off-again Lyme disease sufferer is pimping out Lyft’s April Fool’s joke.

Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky are doing romantically great. Aronofsky is a 48-year-old director who looks like he scheduled the trains for Mussolini; Lawrence a 26-year-old actress who did better than Trump last year and screams wage gap.

The first official set pictures of Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft are here. Lara wears sensible cargo pants now, which means she’s a feminist. Or maybe she’s a lesbian. Guys who first jacked off to Lara’s cone tits in... READ MORE