ADVERTISEMENT

Shia LaBeouf Sells One Ticket

April 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf's new movie Man Down sold one ticket on its opening night in the UK. The next day it sold two more. If you're doing the math, that's fucked up levels of horrible. 

READ MORE

Mama June Completes Her Migration

April 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fattening up children and exploiting them on TLC is profitable. "Mama June" Shannon, mother of Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon, finally debuted her new end product body. $75K for a grab bag of surgical procedures.... READ MORE

J-Lo Introduces A-Rod To Mother

April 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez. 

READ MORE

Rupert Sanders Suffers Oral For His Art

April 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rupert Sanders regrets going down on Kristen Stewart five years. Or at least he regretted the scandal before getting to conveniently mention it while pushing his new turd Ghost in the Shell.

READ MORE

Ghost in the Shell Tanked

April 4, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The life-action version of Japanese anime cult hit Ghost in the Shell tanked at the box office this weekend. If you bet the opposite, you don't deserve to handle money.

READ MORE

Naya Rivera and David Spade Soiling The Hotel Pool

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Naya Rivera, 30, is letting David Spade, 52, inside her body. The appeal here is obvious. Rivera has spectacular fake tits and hasn't worked since Obama was fresh. 

READ MORE

Ben Affleck Drunk Dad Of The Year

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

READ MORE

Bella Hadid Lyft Prostitute

March 31, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Hadid has a new gig with Lyft, the fun alternative to Uber which is the fun alternative to begging your roommate to drive you somewhere. The on-again off-again Lyme disease sufferer is pimping out Lyft’s April Fool’s joke.

READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Screwed By Older Man

March 31, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky are doing romantically great. Aronofsky is a 48-year-old director who looks like he scheduled the trains for Mussolini; Lawrence a 26-year-old actress who did better than Trump last year and screams wage gap.

READ MORE

Alicia Vikander Feminist Lara Croft

March 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The first official set pictures of Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft are here. Lara wears sensible cargo pants now, which means she’s a feminist. Or maybe she’s a lesbian. Guys who first jacked off to Lara’s cone tits in... READ MORE

Advertisement


Related Post

Advertisement


Advertisement