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Emma Stone is in a bikini
Emma Stone is in a bikini

Emma Stone probably thought she’d be safe to wear a bikini without the paparazzi getting pictures of her because she’s in Rio. It’s crazy to think that someone spotted her, she blends in perfectly.
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Kate Hudson has gotten her body back
Kate Hudson has gotten her body back

Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.
That was not a compliment, by the way.
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Kate Upton is back in the SI swimsuit issue
Kate Upton is back in the SI swimsuit issue

Kate Upton was on twitter about an hour ago, posting this preview picture and confirming that she’ll be in the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which goes on sale in about two weeks. She’s only 19 and her career is just beginning, but as you can see she has really big things in …

Miley Cyrus loves big black cake
Miley Cyrus loves big black cake

19-year-old Miley Cyrus got drunk as hell at a birthday party for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, which for some reason had a cake shaped like a black cock. Which Miley then rimmed (quite enthusiastically by the way, as if she’s done this before) before making out with Liam. Which makes him some kind …

Heidi Klum is single
Heidi Klum is single

Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement…
“We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love …

Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it
Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it

The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they’re reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide how you feel about that, keep in mind that Cameron Diaz went to that party …

Amanda Heard at the 5th annual Heaven Gala
Amanda Heard at the 5th annual Heaven Gala

Amber Heard would probably be annoyed to know that I imagine her having sex with other girls every time I see her, but she should have thought of that before she started having sex with other girls. So if she’s not mature enough to admit that there’s a lot of blame to go around …

Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads
Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but fuck them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.
The Florida Sun Sentinel reports…
Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught …

the hunky dory rugby girls are here to help
the hunky dory rugby girls are here to help

The Belfast Telegraph is reporting that some CEO said something about hunky-dory potato chips, and that was all I read because it sort of makes the ad campaign they’re still in trouble for topical again, and you can never have too many pictures of hot girls with big tits playing Irish rugby.
It’s …

Yvonne Strahovski is the new Sobe bodypaint girl
Yvonne Strahovski is the new Sobe bodypaint girl

Two years ago, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into posing for pictures naked except for some paint, which is not the same thing as clothes at all, in any way. And it was great. Things took a step backwards with a new model last year, but in 2012 Sobe has come back strong …

Lauren Sanchez looks fantastic in a bikini
Lauren Sanchez looks fantastic in a bikini

Latin girls all look 35, no matter if they’re 35 or 45 or 15. They all have big tits and long shiny hair and too much makeup and it’s awesome. Like ‘Good Day LA’ anchor Lauren Sanchez, who spent the holidays in Mexico. This chick has 3 kids and she still …

Billy Baldwin has to fly coach
Billy Baldwin has to fly coach

I’m mean spirited and petty, so I squealed with delight to see Billy Baldwin flying coach on an Alaska Airlines flight to Idaho. It makes me feel better about myself when a famous person can’t afford to fly first class. I bet Gwyneth Paltrow would be surprised to see that they even have seats …

Punk'd is coming back. For some reason.
Punk’d is coming back. For some reason.

The last time MTV was popular was back when they had shows like ‘Beavis and Butthead’ and ‘Punk’d’. And since they’ve already brought back ‘Beavis and Buthead’, try and guess what some executive is getting paid millions to do now.
Entertainment Weekly says…
After months of rumors, MTV is officially …

Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat
Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat

It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.


”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel …

ohai Sofia Vergaras ass
ohai Sofia Vergaras ass

Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50 filters I tried on photoshop. It’s damn near 2012 and we still can’t see through a girls clothes?! For …

Louis CKs new special is just 5 dollars
Louis CKs new special is just 5 dollars

I’m a big fan of stealing shit off the internet, because I’m poor financially but rich in a sense of entitlement, but Louis CK is selling his latest special, ‘Live at the Beacon Theater’, on his website for just 5 dollars. And it’s a real special, filmed 4 weeks ago in New York, …

Lindsay had $10,000 stolen, is totally not lying
Lindsay had $10,000 stolen, is totally not lying

Lindsay Lohan apparently deserves a vacation, so she was in Hawaii this weekend, but what began as a Saturday of tranquil relaxation ended up as The Midnight of Deception!
Sources tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours — NOT drinking — and accidentally left her $5,000 …

Selena Gomez is in a bikini, Justin Bieber not impressed
Selena Gomez is in a bikini, Justin Bieber not impressed

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a playdate in Los Cabos, Mexico, on Wednesday, with Selena hanging out in a sexy bikini, and Justin occasionally remembering that he’s supposed to be straight. She even stretched across him a few times, maybe trying to tease him, but it didn’t work because the only thing …

Gemma Arterton is a vampire or something
Gemma Arterton is a vampire or something

Gemma Arterton, the hot ginger from ‘Quantum of Solace’ who is a bigger star in England than here, was filming a new movie called ‘Byzantium‘ for director Neil Jordan on the English shore today. Is it yet another movie about vampires? Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be. So …

Tom Cruise paid Indian people to be
Tom Cruise paid Indian people to be “excited fans”

When Tom Cruise finally landed in India for the premiere of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ yesterday, the airport was mobbed with hundreds of people shouting his name and asking for autographs. Because that’s what they were paid to do, according to a report that seems to have originated here.
One of the people hired …

so, there is this...
so, there is this…

Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is …

Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively
Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.
A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage …

Australian TV must be fantastic
Australian TV must be fantastic

Lauren Brant was on a beach in Queensland yesterday, and she’s only here because she looks good in a bikini, but she’s famous because she’s on a TV show called ‘Hi-5′. It’s an Australian kids show. So apparently this is what the girls on children’s programming in Australia look like. It …

Nicole Scherzinger has a really nice ass
Nicole Scherzinger has a really nice ass

Nicole Scherzinger shows off her fantastic ass in a new book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco called ‘Culo’. It’s 248 pages of asses, including famous ones like Lady Gaga, Fergie, and Sarah McLachlan, but also some good ones that people actually want to see like Nicole and Stacy Keibler.
The Keibler picture is below (the gold …