Aubrey Evans Guzzling Water and Crap Around the Web

August 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head over the hump with these sexy links including Elsa Hosk naked, Stella Maxwell topless, and nude scenes from Rachel McAdams and Jennifer Lawrence! READ MORE

Kimberley Garner Bikini Bosoms and Crap Around the Web

June 20, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Happy hump day, all! Celebrate the day with these hot links including Zoi Mantzakanis topless, Hailey Clauson in Cosmo, and sexy GIFs of gals with martinis! READ MORE

Sexiness at the BRIT Awards and Crap Around the Web

February 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who'd you rather, Bond girls in Playboy, and more! READ MORE

Martina “Tini Bikini” Stoessel and Shit Around the Web

August 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties in red hot red swimsuits, nudity in Stephen King movies, and more!

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AnnaLynne McCord Braless In The Rain

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I was a kid this old school janitor used to tell us that the rain was God pissing on us for being naughty. Every public school at the time had an elderly Slovakian man who said creepy shit... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

April 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I’m sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I’ve seen... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini

July 16, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

AnnaLynne McCord always looks like she’s thinking something deep. It’s probably something more along the lines of ‘damn, every dude on this beach wishes he was up in my stuff’. Which may not be profound, but it’s certainly true.... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord Riding Her Bike On The Beach

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a new trend in Hollywood where celebrity girls are riding classic looking bikes around town. I’m not sure if it’s some bubbly ode to the environmental movement or it’s because they’re trying to give dirty old men erections,... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini and a Sisterly Threesome

June 3, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The McCord sisters came to L.A. from Georgia to seek fame and fortune. AnnaLynne got the gigs so she wasn’t forced to bang lots of skeevy rich men like her sisters. She does that purely by choice. I’d like... READ MORE