Ariel Winter Still Auditioning For Dove

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Okay already you’re hired. It’s been a while since we checked in on Ariel Winter, probably because once we got to know her mom Crystal we knew that Ariel wasn’t even the best Winter. But this whole time Ariel has been pounding her box in Instagram and Snapchat workout videos for any gyms, protein supplements, or […]


Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

December 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves (Egotastic)

School Of Rock chick nipple bonanza (EgotasticAllStars)

Bella Thorne in retro lingerie (Popoholic)

Boobtastic Kimberly Garner for president (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Oscar Actresses Nude (Mr.Skin)

Alyssa Milano pale nips for birthday (Fleshbot)


Demi Rose Maxi Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

November 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Instagram erotica, boob tube nudes, and more!


Ariel Winter Wishes To Be Wed

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyday Ariel pushes the boundary of how else can the community of internet trolls come up with new ways to body shame the behemoth with big tatas. Being mean to a butterface on the Internet gets exhausting. 


Ariel Winter Smuggling Midgets and Shit Around the Web

November 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

VS Angels workout, the best of Gretchen Mol, and more!


The Ariel Winter Workout Plan

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being body positive means ignorance of reason as well. So what if your pants are laying siege to your labia, cutting off all circulation and forcing a camel toe. Do you look good? Yeah. Then that’s all that matters. 


The Revenge Of Crystal

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Crystal Workman whored out her daughter Ariel Winter when she was a child, and is now shocked and dismayed that her child turned out to be a whore. Crystal might not be very smart. Surprising for someone named Crystal. Winter recently elaborated on her emancipation from her garbage heap mom, who she claimed dressed her up as basically a dominatrix Sailor Moon at the age of twelve and paraded her around Hollywood until some exec said “Yeah, I’d hit that” and cast her as Alex Dunphy on Modern Family. Like in a fairy tale.


Jaime King Defends Defenseless Anorexic Models on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #102

September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR. 


Ariel Winter Sexualized By Mother At Twelve

September 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone familiar with Ariel Winter might not be shocked to find out that she didn’t have an exemplary female presence around the house while growing up. Little clues such as the fact that she dresses like a prostitute could tip you off. Winter called it quits with her mom pimp in 2015 when she named her sister as her legal guardian.


Ariel Winter’s Ass is Hungry

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes the ass wants what the ass wants. That’s basically Ariel Winter’s defense for the ass cheeks that ate her shorts the other day.