Bai Ling was for one shining 90's moment the go-to Chinese chick in Hollywood movies. There can be only one. There are only so many action films going ensemble enough to require Asian. That's just demographics. Get in line... READ MORE

Bai Ling DIY’s props to barely cover her breasts at red carpet events she may or may not be invited to attend. Shit gets done differently in Hong Kong. You don’t wait to see the character of open inviting... READ MORE

The word geek used to mean you were a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating Radio Shack sales clerk. Now it means you’re a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating mobile app developer. The income differential has allowed the geeks to... READ MORE

I’d invite Bai Ling to everything. Film festival, booze cruise, my gay nephew’s fourth coming out party. She’s got to be eighty now. She doesn’t look a day over viable stripper. It’s that rhino tusk they’re all snorting in... READ MORE

The guy’s in the truck told me I need to do something for Chinese New Year’s. Here’s Bai Ling’s tits. Eventually Chinese New Years will just be known in the U.S. as New Years. Families in Topeka will be... READ MORE

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I’m celebrating by pretending this is a trend I... READ MORE

Bai Ling now just shows up to shit uninvited. Who’s going to question a fifty year old Chinese woman wearing just a party streamer. Movie premieres, car wash openings, execution chamber viewing rooms. There’s Bai Ling showing you her... READ MORE

Every cast member who wasn’t killed during the production of the original Crow reassembled at a crappy theater at midnight in L.A. to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the film’s original release. The Crow is s mostly known for... READ MORE

Bai Ling has made a pretty good living looking like she’s forever imagining the Japanese Army’s rape of Nanking. I’d imagine being 47 with the tits of a 20-year old and feeling kind of like turning my frown upside... READ MORE

Bai Ling was filming scenes for "Crank 2" this weekend with Jason Statham, and of course she plays a crazy whore who ends up naked.  I'm guessing of course, but that’s all she ever plays, so I feel good... READ MORE