Armless Chick Weds

June 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The chick who got her arm bit off by a shark and continues to surf until that fucker comes for her other got married to a guy who either loves her unconditionally or has an unacknowledged fetish. Bethany Hamilton... READ MORE

One Armed Surfer Expecting

March 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bethany Hamilton, who held the Oprah crowd’s attention span for a brief period after her arm was bitten off by a shark, is pregnant. Had it been cancer they wouldn’t have noticed. Hamilton still surfs five hours a day, and... READ MORE