Britney Spears rose to fame as a child entertainer turned semi-attractive Southern girl pop star who fit the dress. She was an empty vessel with tits and excellent music producers. READ MORE

There's some kind of special pressure not to pause in the middle of your act when you're lip-synching to pre-recorded tracks. There's probably a few girls in Senegal with a phonograph who still believes Britney sings lives. READ MORE

Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks.... READ MORE

There is word now that the MTV VMA's demoted Britney Spears big MTV comeback performance at the Video Music Awards to occur after Beyonce's extended fire shooting experience because they viewed Spears as second tier. Rationale for her ranking... READ MORE

Britney Spears' label hired visual artist David LaChapelle to make Britney's Make Me music video highly provocative and wall to wall gay men in banana hammocks. When Make Me was released this past week, all the oiled down topless... READ MORE

The only thing creepier than having a dude sneak up on a woman at a gym and film her ass crack is for that same woman to order her intern to do the same. The Jason Voorhees eye view... READ MORE

Britney Spears appeal lies in her Stockholm Syndrome distant stare. Even in her staged backyard bikini videos she looks like she's performing in a female progressive ISIS hostage video with a guy in a head rag stage right holding... READ MORE

Britney Spears spends half her time dancing to fill her father’s coffers. The other half defending her abdominal muscles online. Since dropping fifteen pounds of Shamrock shake from her paunch, Spears has been on a mission to post photos... READ MORE

Britney Spears stopped using McRibs to form the foundation of her food pyramid and dropped a solid amount of weight. No more split pants on stage. She’s still rapidly approaching scary Helga face from Vikings. The tabloids are spinning... READ MORE

Never deny you Photoshopped shit. People don’t quite understand the term. Everybody touches up photos before publication. Even middle school girls do this with just what’s available to tool around with on their smartphones. Social media editing tools offer... READ MORE