Manic Britney Spears Video Will Make You Believe In True Love

December 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"You look so beautiful, and those... uh... shoes make you look really sexy." READ MORE

VIDEO: Britney Spears Sings Sorta But Actually Not Really At All

December 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Dec 11, 2018 at 6:34pm PST   Almost exactly a year ago Britney Spears documented a case of the Christmas runs on Instagram, and... READ MORE

Britney Spears Crazy For Fitness In Sexy New Video

December 3, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We previously detailed the advantages of being in a constant anti-psychotic medication-induced zombified stupor ala Britney Spears. They are many. But the main one is that your handlers – incentivized to keep you looking fuckable – can put... READ MORE

Nikki Lund Sprays Herself Down and Crap Around the Web

October 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Start your week in style with these sexy links including Lia Marie Johnson nude, Lola McDonnell naked, and a new nudity-centric trivia game from Mr. Skin! READ MORE

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Quite Nicely and Crap Around the Web

September 27, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Four days down, one to go! Celebrate with these sexy links including Halsey's nips, Disha Shmetova fully nude, and the Top Ten Orgy Scenes! READ MORE

The Britney Spears Fitness Regimen Works

September 12, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

...The way to cheat the system is to have a psychotic break in adulthood that turns your brain into applesauce, and then to have your freewill handed over to people who benefit monetarily from your ability to be fuckable. Is... READ MORE

Britney Spears’ Manic British Accent Is Back

August 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In between her Thorazine-fueled slothlike twirling on stage during a concert in London this weekend, Spears took the time to pump up the crowd with the same British accent she debuted during her meltdown a decade ago. READ MORE

Baskin Champion Devil’s Reject and Crap Around the Web

July 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Another week, another batch of sexy links including Selena Gomez' blood covered boobs, Rita Ora's nude panties, and this week's best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Jim Parsons Owes It All To Brit

June 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Time Magazine can now add Britney Spears name on the list of 100 Most Influential People of 2018. She inspired Jim Parsons’ to become an actor. Yes, legendary actor Jim Parsons who you probably wouldn’t know exists if it... READ MORE