Caitlin O’Connor Wears A Red Bikini Because That’s Her Job

January 7, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Driving models out into the winter cold to show off in bikinis isn’t so bad. Inventing a fake bottled water company to get chicks begging you to get half naked on the beach isn’t so bad either. The combo... READ MORE

Caitlin O’Connor Has a Touch of Modesty

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody sent me a letter claiming I’m a shill for this indecently crappy water company. Do I seem that business intelligent to you? That’s rhetorical, you judgmental fucks. I’d take the money if it were offered. Shill is just... READ MORE

Caitlin O’Connor Has Commercial Grade Boobs

October 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After an exhaustive number of attempts, the omnicidal maniacs at this sham bottled water company have finally stumbled upon precisely the winning formula for simple mastery of the human race. Tits. I don’t even know who this chick is... READ MORE

Caitlin O’Connor In A Bikini

March 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just because Maxim is circling the toilet bowl, doesn’t mean they didn’t help discover a few good looking girls along the way. Discover may not be the right term. We used to use that for Columbus and America before... READ MORE


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