Kelly Brook Busty in Fur and Shit Around the Web

December 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The ladies of The Bachelor, nudity on DVD and Blu-ray, and more!

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Blind Date Bang-o-Rama and Shit Around the Web

December 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blind Date with a twist, busty bathrobe babes, and more!

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Margot Robbie Plunging Dress and Shit Around the Web

December 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

See-through bras, remastered nude scenes, and more!

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Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas and Shit Around the Web

September 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Big booty beauties, Ashley Hart naked on the beach, and more!

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Candice Swanepoel Nursing Shaming A Real Blight

December 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a new interview where Candice Swanepoel had to make up something imperfect in her life, she decried the slings and arrows of breast feeding shaming. When you’re twenty-eight and rich and blond and hot, you’ve got to reach a little to find your sycophantic likes on social media.

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Baby Announcements Getting More Interesting

May 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Candice Swanepoel is having a baby by some dude she met in Paris when underaged. Or overaged for modeling. You wouldn’t know except for her posting pictures of her distended belly in topless photos on Instagram. She’ll likely be pregnancy shamed. Once the initial wave of masturbators have finished their ceremonial spunking.

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Candice Swanepoel Is With Child

March 25, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Candice Swanepoel is pregnant. Just look at that fat ass. She got knocked up by the Brazilian model dude who started banging her when she got to Paris to start modeling at seventeen. Swanepoel was smart enough to earn herself a sweet nest egg before making a baby with a male model. They age like […]

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Stella Maxwell Thong Cheeks

March 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

CBS ran a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn’t purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to the Lingerie Special each December where the models come out covered in massive feathery costumes because […]

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Candice Swanepoel And Behati Prinsloo Bikini On The Beach And Shit Around The Web

March 4, 2016 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Some might say that wearing lingerie at the beach doesn’t make any sense. Those people can bite me. If Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo want to frolic in the panties at the beach that’s their right as Americans…or wherever the hell they are from. I celebrate their right to lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Courtnie […]

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Candice Swanepoel Ass Smells Like Money

February 4, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When celebrity models get down to the business of explaining their signature perfume lines, it’s like witnessing a third grader in the 1950’s Soviet Union blankly reciting the glory of the State. Candice Swanepoel’s new fragrance for Juicy Couture is based in peony, rose, and amber, with a note of jasmine. This barely edged out lilac, […]

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