Cara Delevingne is one of those chicks racking up career accomplishments with the impossible to overestimate benefit of a massive social media following. If you're producing a historical costume drama, you could do worse than her thirty million Instagram... READ MORE

The MTV Movie Awards aren’t a tribute to the tastes of teenagers who one day will be servicing park vending machines as part of a workfare program so much as a completely staged Viacom publicity event. There were a... READ MORE

Everyone’s favorite rich tantrum throwing predatory young lesbian Cara Delevingne was spotted in Paris with a sheer shirt. It’s Fashion Week and I just wanted to remind you how much world class model pussy she’s getting. Enjoy staring at her... READ MORE

This chick is everywhere. Look there, she’s got a gun. Over there, she’s twisted finger fucking your nana. This is just going to piss off hardcores who don’t think rich lesbian models are into first person shooter games legitimately.... READ MORE

There’s yet another re-boot of Peter Pan because nobody’s rewarding new anymore in the movie business and neither is the audience. Cara Delevingne worked the premiere red carpet like a pro. Like a girl who the minute you say... READ MORE

Vogue magazine is under fire. Not for making women feel fat and undesirable and blaming it on far-fetched male standards of female beauty even though no men work for Vogue. But because they wrote an article about Cara Delevingne where... READ MORE

According to female bloggers who still haven’t found their purpose, Cara Delevingne is one of the founding members of the young celebrities gender fluidity club. Nobody seems to understand that the inanely invented term gender fluidity describes somebody who... READ MORE

Prodigious pussy hound Cara Delevingne inserts herself into the arms of rebounding celebrity chicks lighting style quick. She’s got some hidden network of pneumatic tubes built under the earth’s mantle that can deliver her talented fingers anywhere in the... READ MORE

This voracious lesbian vampire is using commercial media to lure in her winding waiting line of snatches. She’s goddamn unstoppable. Guys love to say they’d be a lesbian if they were a chick because it sounds incredibly less gay... READ MORE

This Delevingne chick is moving fast. We concede any more women to this carpet munching Nosferatu and there will be none left to dance around the maypole. Bradley Cooper, this is your barely legal girlfriend. Mick Jagger, inexplicably this... READ MORE