Kimberley Garner Cleavage Vacation and Crap Around the Web

January 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene aggressive cameltoe of the day (DrunkenStepfather) All the hottest pics of birthday babe Naya Rivera (TMZ) Erika Jordan nipples in wet white t-shirt’s got milk (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner gets casual on vacation (Egotastic) Lovely Liza strips off her skimpy lingerie (EgotasticAllStars) Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are bosom buddies (Popoholic) Meet Instagram cutie Daniella Beckerman (HollywoodTuna) HD TV Nudity Discovery: Katherine LaNasa in The Guardian (Mr.Skin) […]

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Erika Jordan Hoverboard Hottie and Shit Around the Web

June 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chanel Iman hits the beach, Lake Bell gets busty, and more!

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Erika Jordan Protests Trump With Tits and Bullets

November 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The forever lasting election cycle consumed the media and lazy news outlets and proved to be a huge boon for cheesecake models. Big fake tits don’t get you noticed in this town like previous generations. You throw in a Trump or Hillary nod and suddenly you’ve got coverage.

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Erika Jordan Seems Charitable

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unclear how many panda bears Erika Jordan was able to save by dressing up like the Chinese zoo keeper who’s job it is to stimulate the male pandas into fornication with the ladies, but zero seems like a strong opener. Self-described charities and hashtags therein are the latest crazy among formerly naked models reaching for context for their ass shots.

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Erika Jordan Red Bikini For Red Nose Day

May 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I hate when people start celebrating Red Nose Day early. Red Nose Day is May 26, a day designated to celebrate a photo of a white guy hugged by half a dozen starving African kids. Not an entire week like the manner in which we honor God or public school teachers.

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Erika Jordan National Beer Day Almost Tits

April 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

National Beer Day dates back all the way to about five years ago when some dude invented it as a Facebook page. So it’s somewhere between Kwanzaa and National UFO Day in terms of legitimacy. It’s about as impactful as the 4th of July would be if the local Elks Lodge had a parade and […]

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