Gaby Hoffman Makes Placenta Smoothies

January 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nothing says you think the sun shines out of your asshole like drinking smoothies containing your own placenta for a three week period following the birth of your child. If a guy used an umbilical cord to hang a tire swing in the yard or started brushing his teeth with his own jizz he’d probably be […]

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