Cara Delevingne Just Eye Fucked Your Woman

April 2, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This voracious lesbian vampire is using commercial media to lure in her winding waiting line of snatches. She’s goddamn unstoppable. Guys love to say they’d be a lesbian if they were a chick because it sounds incredibly less gay on the back end of an opening of ‘if I were a woman’. As tough as […]

READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Squeezes Between Suki and Georgia

March 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Delevingne chick is moving fast. We concede any more women to this carpet munching Nosferatu and there will be none left to dance around the maypole. Bradley Cooper, this is your barely legal girlfriend. Mick Jagger, inexplicably this is your daughter. Tainted for eternity by the love whose name we dare not speak. Delevingne’s […]

READ MORE

Georgia May Jagger Poses In Lingerie For Terry Richardson

October 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Do you ever look at celebrity photos and think, shit, I could take photos like that? Yeah, you probably could, Pete Parker. But can you get Georgia May Jagger to strip down to her pleather panties in your apartment? That’s the trick. Terry Richardson’s place for a goofy shoot is now an obligatory stop when […]

READ MORE

Georgia May Jagger In Lui Magazine

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson/Lui Magazine

READ MORE

Georgia May Jagger Is Good Looking

June 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s probably not easy growing up with a famous dad. Everybody refers to you as so-and-so’s kid your whole life. Getting a Porsche when you’re sixteen and a condo in Paris at eighteen and shit like that probably take the edge off. It also helps to be really good looking. That way you know people […]

READ MORE