Elizabeth Banks Sexy Pranks and Shit Around the Web

December 18, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy WWE Superstars, 12 Days of Titsmas, and more!


Josephine Skriver If You Please and Shit Around the Web

September 6, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chanel West Coast bikini pics, Poppy Delevingne slips a nip, and more!


Best Friends Up For Whatever and Shit Around the Web

July 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Girls that are up for anything, body doubles suing, and more!


Heather Graham Reminds Us She’s Alive

June 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heather Graham is either 90’s roadkill or one of the few survivors of the garbage decade. Her talents didn’t allow for continued mainstream success post-Boogie Nights and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Not that she wasn’t a good actress. Graham made people not commit mass murders when faced with a screeching self-fellating Mike Meyers in theaters.


Heather Graham In A Bikini

June 1, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t not like Heather Graham. It’s like not liking your mom or a dead 19th century President. She’s remembered fondly. She almost made Hangover III worth watching for actual paid money. I heard she once gave a hummer to a terminally ill boy even though he didn’t ask for it and had no idea […]


We Get It, Bradley Cooper

May 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Bradley Cooper and the cast of The Hangover 3 attended the film’s premiere at the Grand Rex Theater in Paris, and he did that thing where he showed up and smiled and took pictures with fans because he’s full of shit. Charm, I meant charm. Then a dozen models showed up and offered him the […]


Heather Graham At The Hangover III Premiere

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I once saw a stripper fire a ping pong ball out of her cooch and dead-on through a Nerf basketball hoop. She shot 80%. A real crowd pleaser. I asked her what other tricks she knew. She asked me why the fuck she would need any other tricks. Advantage Kayley. Here’s Heather Graham looking still […]


Heather Graham is still terrific

October 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I will never understand why mean haggard cunts like Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston keep getting jobs when the producers could have just hired Heather Graham, who is better in every possible way. And this is just a guess but it even looks like she got implants. I stared at her dress and tried ripping […]