Vanessa Hudgens Boner Jams and Crap Around the Web

April 25, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Jaime King topless, Ewan McGregor's daughter posing nude, Avengers cast members looking sexy, and more! READ MORE

Heidi Klum Old Bag Of Hotness And Ass Cheeks For Instagram

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

For as much as we’re assured that German supermodel Heidi Klum is ageless, I can’t help but feel like she’s actually, like, full of age, and that it shows in every part of her body and face. Nonetheless, I’m... READ MORE

Kimberly Garner Burgundy Bikini and Crap Around the Web

January 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum‘s nipples for Harper’s Bazaar (DrunkenStepfather) Stassie v Jordan: Who’d You Rather Workout Babes (TMZ) Hilary Dattilo, HS Girls Volleyball coach sleeping with her girls, GTFO! (CaseyAnthony) Alessandra Ambrosio pokies in a wet bikini (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner wows in... READ MORE

Ehrmagerd, Nerse Berbs Gemma Merna ernd Shirt Arerd de Werb

November 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley battles Heidi Klum for supreme hotness and more!

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Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The hottest Halloween costumes, naked nuns, and more!

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Heidi Klum Seems Super Practical

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum recently called it quits with her younger New York art scene boyfriend, Vito Schnabel. In deference to his father being a lauded modern painter and arthouse filmmaker, everybody generously referred to son Vito as an art curator.

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FTC Engages in Futile Battle Over Social Media Disclosure

May 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Federal Trade Commission is the intersection point between the free marketplace and regulation to keep people from getting unwittingly fucked in the free marketplace. Like making male Speedo ads note in eight point font that this banana hammock... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Sends a Message (VIDEO)

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum is still making money off her body. No small feat at forty-three. In unedited pictures she looks like a Barbie Doll made with lumpy clay.

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