November 21, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Isabeli Fontana doesn’t even look like a Brazilian chick. She looks like the hot chick who got out of Jersey. I can’t tell if this is a compliment or a put down. Whichever turn you on more, Isabeli. Here is...
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March 26, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
At some point somebody convinced good looking girls in Brazil to stop eating and the South American supermodel was born. Hundreds of women who might otherwise be chubby chicks selling meat skewers on street corners in Sao Paolo started taking all...
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November 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks...
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July 9, 2014 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
I felt bad seeing all those weeping Brazilians yesterday on TV. It was worse than the time Maradonna told the whole world that Pele lost his virginity to a dude. But only a little worse. Brazilians, right on down...
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March 26, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it’s mostly ill...
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September 14, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every adult actress makes two tough decisions at some point in their life: do I really want to have sex on camera for money, and what will my porn name be? The first part is usually answered by scars...
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