Katharine McPhee Contagious McPheever and Crap Around the Web

June 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put Tuesday to bed with the following links including Bella Thorne's bush, Iskra Lawrence flashing, and the best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Margot Robbie Plunging Dress and Shit Around the Web

December 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

See-through bras, remastered nude scenes, and more!


Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

July 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Jessica Simpson's ass, Isabeli Fontana's nipples, and more!


Isabeli Fontana Lingerie Stylings And Shit Around The Web

November 21, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Isabeli Fontana doesn’t even look like a Brazilian chick. She looks like the hot chick who got out of Jersey. I can’t tell if this is a compliment or a put down. Whichever turn you on more, Isabeli. Here is... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana Brazilian And Braless

March 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point somebody convinced good looking girls in Brazil to stop eating and the South American supermodel was born. Hundreds of women who might otherwise be chubby chicks selling meat skewers on street corners in Sao Paolo started taking all... READ MORE

The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana Is Brazil’s Answer to 7-1

July 9, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I felt bad seeing all those weeping Brazilians yesterday on TV. It was worse than the time Maradonna told the whole world that Pele lost his virginity to a dude. But only a little worse. Brazilians, right on down... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana In Lingerie For GQ Romania

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it’s mostly ill... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana Doesn’t Need a Real Name

September 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every adult actress makes two tough decisions at some point in their life: do I really want to have sex on camera for money, and what will my porn name be? The first part is usually answered by scars... READ MORE