Isabeli Fontana Is Brazil’s Answer to 7-1

I felt bad seeing all those weeping Brazilians yesterday on TV. It was worse than the time Maradonna told the whole world that Pele lost his virginity to a dude. But only a little worse. Brazilians, right on down to those never-before-seen Amazonian tribes who keep coming out of the woodwork for cigarettes and clean jocks, seem like really decent people. They do produce an inordinate number of the world’s tanned supermodels. That and being the world’s largest exporter of chicken products is something to hang your hat on. You’ll be back, Brazil. In just two years the entire world of uninteresting sports will be centered in Rio once more. Tell your hookers to hang in there with Japanese business traveler handies, the grand feast will be upon them soon again.

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