Minka Kelly Has 2 Years Left

September 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I’m giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn’s rebound hump after Charlize Theron’s drugs wore off and she snatched up her African […]

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Samantha Hoopes Wins Entourage Premiere

June 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to believe they’re still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on Spotify in eleven seconds. Entourage came up in in 2004 before broadband was wide and we […]

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Bras Are Kaput

December 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That hot chick who fingered her twat in The Fappening and Prancing Channing Tatum’s wife skipped the brassieres for the women’s power breakfast in Hollywood. It’s that annual event wheere the good looking women in Hollywood who aren’t legit actresses drink mimosas and pretend they’re not fucking each other’s husbands to relieve the boredom. Why […]

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