Samantha Hoopes Wins Entourage Premiere

June 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s hard to believe they’re still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on Spotify in eleven seconds. Entourage came up in in 2004 before broadband was wide and we used to watch jpegs load from the top down on CRT monitors. That was no way to jerk off. We were like animals. It’s 2015. If you’re spending $100 million to trade on a fading TV show name and show off chicks in bikinis you’ve got competition. I remember when nobody wished for an Entourage movie and somebody made it claiming everybody wanted it. Bet the under.

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