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BA-DOW!

September 14, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Normally it looks like Jessica Simpson got her clothes at the airport or off a scarecrow, but that's only because her idiot stylist Ken Paves has no idea what the hell he's doing.  Luckily Jessica does.  Hopefully the return... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT DATING JOHN MAYER

September 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite Us Weekly's claims that they were seriously dating and People magazine saying Jessica was in love, both John Mayer and Jessica Simpson now deny that they are seeing one another.  The New York Post has Mayers side of... READ MORE

THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS SUCKED

September 1, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At some point you chicks are gonna realize that the gay stylist is not your friend.  They're basically your competition for hot guys, and those catty bitches will do whatever it takes to sabotage you.  Even if they have... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

August 31, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson has finally admitted to having her lips augmented last year, and says she regrets having done it because it didn't look natural.  Simpson says she had the protein-based gel Restylane injected, hoping that it was safer and... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER?

August 30, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Several sources broke the news last night that Jessica Simpson is now dating singer-songwriter John Mayer.  People.com says: "She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."  Mayer, 28,... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON CAN’T TALK

August 30, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson has been put on "vocal rest" after losing her voice.  Simpson cancelled several appearances to promote her new album this week, including a gig on David Letterman, after she developed a bruise on her vocal cord.  A... READ MORE

NICK LACHEY HAS NO PENIS

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis.  Yeah, turns out there’s... READ MORE

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