Victoria Lopyreva Ball Handler and Crap Around the Web

August 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The weekend is finally here! Celebrate with these sexy links including Jessica Simpson's massive breasts, Candice Swanepoel's mom boobs, and a SKIN-depth look at the sex and nudity of Paul Thomas Anderson's films! READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Jessica Simpson Massive Blue Tit Veins

August 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve been to any water park in the world (but mostly Dolly’s Splash Country in Pigeon Forge, TN) you’ve seen veins of all shapes, sizes, and colors in every bodily place imaginable. But did you know that you can... READ MORE

Sofia Resing Oaky Goodness and Crap Around the Web

April 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Jessica Simpson's massive mams, Lily Rose Depp's hard nips, Demi Lovato's amazing cleavage, and more! READ MORE

Blind Item: Which Celebrity Dad Had Sex With Daughters / Knocked Them Up

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson’s Pigtail Fiasco

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How is it possible to have annual slutwalks and then shame a fellow female for having pigtails. Is there a handbook for inappropriate hairstyles that I’m unaware of?

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Jessica Simpson Bares Booty For Husbands Birthday

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson just turned 37 not too long ago. But she’s decided to go out with a bang before committing the remainder of her existence playing Bingo and eating canned cat food on purpose.

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Jessica Simpson Honey Boo Boo Chic

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After seeing what I can only define as problem areas, I assumed that these images would be accompanied by the words "brave," "body positive," "slam," and "h8ers," but apparently we're not doing that with Jessica Simpson.

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Dukes of Debauchery Arrested

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place.

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Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

July 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Jessica Simpson's ass, Isabeli Fontana's nipples, and more!

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Jessica Simpson Topless Birthday Ass Kissing

July 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson appears as an interchangeable Real Housewife in a new topless Instagram post with the caption "Kiss My Butt 36." Kiss it? I'll devour it. Kidding. Simpson's body is back on track after years of Mariah... READ MORE