Emily Ratajkowski Rat Cow Skiing and Crap Around the Web

December 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebrate that the week's nearly over with these sexy links including Edita Vilkeviciute's knockers, Riki Lindhome topless, and the top ten nude scenes from the early days of cinema! READ MORE

Jessica Simpson And Natalie Portman Smackdown

December 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Oct 15, 2018 at 7:20am PDT   There’s pretty much no way that anyone could convince me that Natalie Portman isn’t a huge bitch, and... READ MORE

Victoria Lopyreva Ball Handler and Crap Around the Web

August 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The weekend is finally here! Celebrate with these sexy links including Jessica Simpson's massive breasts, Candice Swanepoel's mom boobs, and a SKIN-depth look at the sex and nudity of Paul Thomas Anderson's films! READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Jessica Simpson Massive Blue Tit Veins

August 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve been to any water park in the world (but mostly Dolly’s Splash Country in Pigeon Forge, TN) you’ve seen veins of all shapes, sizes, and colors in every bodily place imaginable. But did you know that you can... READ MORE

Sofia Resing Oaky Goodness and Crap Around the Web

April 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Jessica Simpson's massive mams, Lily Rose Depp's hard nips, Demi Lovato's amazing cleavage, and more! READ MORE

Blind Item: Which Celebrity Dad Had Sex With Daughters / Knocked Them Up

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson’s Pigtail Fiasco

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How is it possible to have annual slutwalks and then shame a fellow female for having pigtails. Is there a handbook for inappropriate hairstyles that I’m unaware of?

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Jessica Simpson Bares Booty For Husbands Birthday

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson just turned 37 not too long ago. But she’s decided to go out with a bang before committing the remainder of her existence playing Bingo and eating canned cat food on purpose.

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Jessica Simpson Honey Boo Boo Chic

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After seeing what I can only define as problem areas, I assumed that these images would be accompanied by the words "brave," "body positive," "slam," and "h8ers," but apparently we're not doing that with Jessica Simpson.

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Dukes of Debauchery Arrested

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place.

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