Demi Rose Gets a Rise and Shit Around the Web

August 31, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Buoyant bikini babes, Berit Birkeland baring breasts, and more!

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Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls And Lily Aldridge Nude Hug

December 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a more efficient world, the entirety of marketing departments would be replaced by one chunky dude in sandals who says, how about naked girls? It would suck for people who graduated with dubious majors into jobs with dubious achievement standards, but McDonald’s pays fifteen an hour now and Hillary Clinton is willing to erase […]

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Joan Smalls Self-Censors

October 8, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Joan Smalls, the surprisingly Puerto Rican fashion model, flashed her pasties covered nipple at a Vogue Party in Paris. Either she lost a bet or she’s reminding the world that models will suck you in between Camel draws in the back of taxis, but their nipples remain off limits on Instagram. Unevenly applied morality remains […]

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Joan Smalls And Candice Swanepoel Topless For Lui Magazine

August 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chicks will do anything for French photographers. It’s just a fact. Have you read Camus? You really must. Now if you please raise your derriere and slam three fingers in your dirt hole while I snap. Oui? Photo Credit: Lui Magazine

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