If God didn’t want Asian girls to have sex with each other, he should have thought of that before he made them so hot. Asian girls are awesome. They’re short, skinny, they have long hair and really soft skin.... READ MORE

Glee is a huge success by any measure, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants to be a part of it. Slash was the first to reject the idea of using his music for a Guns and Roses episode, then... READ MORE

This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because... READ MORE

RIHANNA – says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. “Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it’s 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!” So see.... READ MORE

JULRI WATERS – is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she’s historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse... READ MORE

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off... READ MORE

Just so we’re clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from ‘the Bachelor’. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she’s been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any... READ MORE