Julri Waters is here to help

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 9:47 AM

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This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here).

Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed.

The pictures of course are of my beloved Julri Waters. She’s a 32G, so that seemed like a good way to illustrate why breast cancer is so evil, and why everyone should give money to organizations like Komen.

How she’s not the most popular model girl anything on earth is beyond me bc she’s everything girls are supposed to be; beautiful, short, big titted and Asian. Oh and she takes all her clothes off and let’s people take pictures of it. In this case Playboy. Actually, just Playboy. For lots of money. I don’t have any money but I asked anyway and suddenly she was too good to take her clothes off. Oh, well paarrddon me your highness. I’m sooo sorry for wanting to look at your vagina. I thought she was gonna be cool, ya know, I thought she was gonna be different, but no, she’s stuck up, just like the rest of them.

(picture source = playboy cyber club, Julri on facebook = here)

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(25) Comments

  1. rokan 12/10/2010 09:49

    No. no, Round-eye. You no squeeze titties!

  2. Woodsman 12/10/2010 09:52

    Something tells me those boobs were manufactured by Dow. At least Asia is buying ^something* made in the US.

  3. rokan 12/10/2010 10:16

    Me make big G.I. fucky-fuck!

  4. butter in ass 12/10/2010 10:19

    Other then Watt, who even logs on to Playboy or buys the magazine to look at photos?
    PORN MOVIES are FREE ….. Freeeeeeeeeee, I tell ya!!

  5. Zombie 12/10/2010 10:37

    Julri Waters < Little Lupe

  6. butter in ass 12/10/2010 10:38

    Zombie……I love little Lupe……

  7. VaginaOfParis 12/10/2010 10:51

    Duck and cover – here come the Miley bong posts……

  8. rokan 12/10/2010 10:53

    I watched an Asian girl on a bus getting a squid shoved up her clam on Bad Jojo last night.

  9. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/10/2010 10:57

    how much does it cost to buy a post here? my dog is really cute, I’d love to see him in a 38 picture gallery with some strained attempts of comedy typed just for him.

  10. Watt 12/10/2010 11:01

    Can’t keep me off your mind huh pepper?

  11. i hate you 12/10/2010 14:01

    she is built like a fucking tight end – don’t believe it look at the last pic

  12. Porchmonkey4life 12/10/2010 14:06

    Her name is really Julri? That’s fucking priceless.

  13. mikebastard 12/10/2010 14:28

    FREAKING FANTASTIC!

  14. entropissed 12/10/2010 16:21

    Susan G. Komen Race for the Profits. Can dead people get cancer twice? Darn.

  15. Observer 12/10/2010 16:58

    Is that how she pronounces her name?

    …or how she “really” spells it…..?

  16. Observer 12/10/2010 17:01

    In good conscience I can’t criticize ANY chick who has big tits….

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  18. Nikki Mackey 12/12/2010 11:59

    Wow… I am actually the reader who asked Tyler to post this. My name is Nikki, I am 36 years old and I am currently battling an extremely aggressive form of breast cancer. I can’t believe some of the horrible comments I am reading here. Wishing cancer on a beautiful woman because she has implants? Are you kidding me with this? And for the record, I didn’t pay Tyler anything to post this. He did it because, deep down, he’s a pretty damn righteous dude. And he cares about women and boobies. As you all should. The link to my actual blog didn’t work in the story so we posted that of a very good friend of mine. I hope you will follow her story too. My blog is located at http://catsnotcancer.tumblr.com. If you give a shit at all about women, or humanity for that fact, take a look. This is what happens when young women are struck down by horrible diseases. It can happen to you. Believe me.

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